Sunday, 19 April 2020

19/04/2020: Rite of Passage (Part 1)

Yestermorning proved a little treat for us. King had summoned us and finally told us what we'd all been relishing: a chance for fame, and a chance for glory. Well, at least that's what I'm relishing. I have no idea what the motivations of the others are, but we all have something in common: we all want to become blood hunters.

I know that the art of blood magic is dangerous and dark, and I know that it can also be a really powerful tool, but honestly, that's not why I wanted to become a blood hunter. To be honest, I kind of just stumbled into this Blood Hunter training stronghold when I following King (that's... his name, he's not actually a king, although he'd jump at any chance to become one). King was... interesting. He was really different. He had the look of danger and evil, and yet he was extremely passionate. I soon came to find out what he was passionate about: blood magic. People who embrace blood magic are crazy fanatics, willing to sacrifice their own life force to harness it. It's an old, old magic, long forgotten by many. When I heard about it, my curiosity piqued. The world, after all, is in need of bold, new action. And sometimes, boldness comes in reviving something old. If I, a simple bard, could harness the power of blood magic, my name would be uttered all throughout the lands...

And that was enough to send me away from our stronghold in Scorchwood, on a quest that King sent us on: the quest that would determine if we would ever be able to harness the power of blood magic.

It seemed simple enough: travel to Duskvale and capture or kill the vile creatures that have been tormenting travellers and villagers alike. It seemed simple, but King warned us: this was our Rite of Passage to becoming Blood Hunters; we either complete it, or, we die...

Regardless of these ominous bodings, a group of us set off.

I'm used to this company, since we have trained together for the past few months under King. Though, I don't know too much about them. There's Kal'Dur, a dwarf cleric who was abandoned as a child, and owes his life to the priest who took him under his wings. He shared my horse on the eight hour journey to Duskvale, and made good company.

When we reached Duskvale just after high noon, myself and the dwarf were starving. We looked around for market stalls to buy food, but the town was deserted. Market stalls were overturned, tents abandoned, and houses were shuttered up. These villagers were being haunted and tormented... by a creature that we had to kill. It seemed grim.

We met with a villager, who had told us that there were horrific howlings in the nighttime after sundown, and shortly before midnight, villagers and travelers would disappear. They had lost around 7 people, just in the last few nights.

The villager introduced us to Duskvale's mayor, Tika. She was cute, and had a way with the men in my party. Mr Monk, who I swore had taken a vow of silence, actually spoke up to greet her. The dwarf was drooling beside me.

Tika told us that a hunter in the village had seen huge, jet black beasts before being dragged off into the outskirts of the town square. Upon hearing that we were there to help, Tika provided us with food, and the dwarf and I inhaled it.

Meanwhile, Elyon, who had been raised by wolves as a youngling, scouted the area and found a series of tracks indicating great traffic in one of the town's entrances. The tracks showed several human and canine footprints, the canine ones being larger than a wolf's.

The group decided we should make a trap. If we had any chance of saving these villagers, we'd need to be prepared. I looked around for help, and noticed that Fredrickson, the self-proclaimed holy and noble knight who's sole desire was to save the kingdom, was fast asleep.

So I gathered some wood, and Elyon lent me some of her rope. My plan was to build a simple trigger trap, one like I had built many a time for small rabbits. I was having trouble though, as I had never built a trap for anything this large before, and Elyon stepped in and helped me set it up. By the time we finished, it was getting closer to sundown; the creatures would be coming shortly.

Kal, the dwarf, volunteered to be bait, and Mr Monk hid himself next to the trap for prime location. Nearby were Fredrickson, Elyon, Tika, and Miranda. I don't know much about Miranda, except that she's a human sorceress with a Draconian lineage.

I stayed at the back, ready to cast spells from a safe distance - after all, I'm no fighter, I let the pros handle that sort of thing.

Sundown. I thought the houses were already shuttered, but we could hear the slams and clicks of doors being locked throughout the village. Then... silence.

For a brief moment, a clear moon broke through the clouds, casting an ominous glow on the party. Then, back to darkness.

We waited for a while. Hours.

Then, just before midnight: howling.

A soft sound carried through the gentle night winds: we could hear rattling of chains growing louder and louder, accompanied by soft footfalls from beyond the town's edge.

My heart was pounding, for a few moments I was certain that these creatures would hear my heartbeat. Then, SNAP!

The moon broke through the clouds again, shedding light on our enemies. I could see them: three charnel hounds, on chains held by three cultists. One of the cultists was stuck in Elyon's trap. The hounds looked like beasts raised from the fires of Hell itself. Their figures waved around, almost like their skin were made of smoke. They gnashed their sharp teeth, and ravaged the grounds with their sharp claws. They were huge; each looked like living boulders hungry for their next meal. Gee was I glad I was hanging in the back.

Before I knew it, all three hounds attacked: one at Fredrickson, one at Kal, and the other at Miranda. They were all bitten, and bleeding. It was looking bad.

Suddenly, I heard a twang in the dark, and a loud howling whimper. Elyon must have shot one with her longbow. Meanwhile, Fredrickson was struggling to fight his hound. His sword was far too long and heavy for him to manouvre in close combat. Spells were being thrown here and there, shots were fired, and I added a sleep spell into the mix. Two of the cultists and one of the hounds dropped to the ground.

Sometime during this, I saw that Miranda had managed to kill the cultist and the hound that were on her back, but she was badly injured.

Kal tried to feed one of the hounds. It ate the food, but not without having a snip at poor Kal's fingers.

Luckily, Kal was able to heal himself. After a few more blows from Monk, Frederickson, Elyon, and Tika, the hound and the cultist that were asleep from my spell, perished.

We were down to just one trapped harmless cultist, and one hound.

Kal's naive wishful thinking gave me an idea, and I whipped out my trusty pan flute and started playing a melody I always played for my horse.

The melody made the hound pause in its tracks, and Kal reached out a hand to pet it. This time, it didn't bite. It sat its hind legs down, propped up its ears, and wagged its tail. We had tamed him!

We celebrated! It was an hour past midnight, and we were in dire need of some sleep, but first, we needed answers.

Fredrickson was the first to get up in the cultist's face and ask him who the hell he was and what the hell he was doing. The cultist was a shameful excuse for a fighter; he actually pissed his pants and begged for us to let him go back to his family. This seemed to set off a nerve in the Monk, who proceeded to kick in his kneecaps. Who knew Monks could be so violent, hey?

Kal, playing good cop, healed the cultist, who reiterated that he was just a new member of the cult. Upon further questioning, the cultist said that he served the Thief of Shadows, his job was to collect sacrifices for the Dark Mistress. He told us that if we went East towards the Old Quarry, we would be met with simply 2 guards. Inside the quarry cave, we would find prisoners inside, but they often didn't stay alive for any more than 2 days. The hounds, one of them now my pet, were demons that they controlled to collect the sacrifices.

We had heard enough. Tika locked the cultist in jail, and offered us lodgings for the night.

When we awake, we ride into the Quarry, find this Dark Mistress, and defeat her. Thus, we will complete our Rite of Passage.

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Word Count: 1530 words

Comment: This is a summary of the first half of a Dungeons and Dragons game that Scott created for a group of us. I thought I would take the opportunity to use ths game as a writing prompt for myself to write from the point of view of the character I played, Arvyal Duskmire, a half-elf bard. I had fun with the game, and fun with writing up these notes.

List of characters (and their players) in alphabetical order:

  • Arvyal Duskmire (Chloe)
  • Elyon-Hoshi Estresal (Dyan)
  • Fredrickson (Colin)
  • Kal'Dur (John)
  • Miranda Mordred (Emma)
  • Mr Monk (LJay)
Dungeon Master: Scott

Monday, 6 April 2020

05/04/2020: Gary and The Ladybug

Prompt:

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It started on a day much like today: fine, sunny, warm but not too warm, you get the idea. Just think of your perfect day, and that was what it was like. I didn't think anything unusual was going to happen. I mean, why would I? Nobody wakes up and thinks, "Today is the day where the rest of my life changes." And yet, change, it did.

What was I doing? Well I can remember the moment, but anything before that - it's blank. Like I said, it was a normal day. Why would I remember it? I probably woke up, had my morning cup of coffee, took a dump, made my breakfast, then ate it on the lawn. That's what I always do on my weekends: lay on my grass, stare up at the sun, and eat my breakfast. Some might say that the feeling of true freedom laying shirtless on the grass is not worth the terrible rash I develop on my back the next day, but I disagree. Some might say I should just put on a shirt, but again, I disagree.

It was definitely a weekend because the thing happened when I was laying on the grass.

The thing that happened was so unexpected that later I went back into the kitchen, checked my brown paper bag of mushrooms, checked the back of my pantry for my bag of magic mushrooms, and made sure I didn't accidentally mix them up when I made my omelette that morning. I knew I didn't because the magic ones still had tape over them - I hadn't opened them yet. So what I saw wasn't a figment of my imaginaton. What does that word mean, anyway? Figment? Does anyone ever use that word outside of "figment of my imagination"? Why can't people just say "imagination" then? It sounds like a weird mix between fig, and mints... it sounds delicious.

Anyway.

There I was, lying down, soaking up the sun, minding my own business. Then I heard a strange voice. It sounded very... well it sounded ridiculous if I'm being honest. It was all high-pitched, squeaky, and really really soft. Like reeeeeeeeeeally soft. If I wasn't laying on the ground, I wouldn't have been able to hear it.

The voice was saying, "Excuse me! Can you please help me! Please! For the love of God, please help me!"

I sat up immediately. I remember my plate with the omelette was on my chest, and when I sat up it spilled all over my boxers. I reckoned it was still clean, so I just pushed it back on my plate. But I couldn't hear the voice anymore. And I looked around and there was no one! Absolutely no one. I thought I must have dozed off into a microsleep and was dreaming something funny.

So I lay back down, and I heard the voice again! "Excuse me!" it was saying, almost like it was screaming. But again, the voice was reaaaaaaally soft.

I lifted my head slightly and the voice said, "Don't sit up! I'm on the ground! You won't be able to hear me!"

So I lay my head back down, and turned to my side.

"Yeah, over here please!"

I saw this strange ladybug... I mean it didn't look strange per se, it just looked like a regular ladybug. You know... it was round... dotty... red... I'm sure you know what a ladybug looks like I don't need to describe it to you!

Anyway. What was strange about it wasn't what it looked like, but what it was doing... it looked like it was jumping... if ladybugs can actually do that. Maybe it was just flying up and down really quickly.

But this was definitely where the voice was coming from. Ladybugs don't usually fly like that.

Anyway, I seriously thought I was high. So I asked the ladybug, "Am I high right now? Did I put those magic shrooms in this omelette?"

It told me I wasn't high. But I thought... isn't that what a figment of my imagination might tell me???

Anyway, I won't get too philosophical, but basically this ladybug tells me, "My name is Walter. I'm a human! Well, I was a human. I was actually a human for the majority of my life! Until I was 93 years old! I lived a long, long life, and I was ready to go! But I don't know what happened, I must have died and been reincarnated into an insect!"

"A ladybug," I said, hoping to clear things up with him in case he didn't know what type of insect. I like being helpful, after all.

"Yes, a ladybug," Walter replied. "I don't know what happened, I don't know if I've been cursed or something, but please, put me out of my misery. I'm ready to go, honestly, I am. I was ready a whole week before I actually died. I mean, died as a human."

"Are you telling me you want me to kill you?" I asked.

Walter told me to lower my voice - it was really loud for his tiny ears.

"I'm sorry," I lowered my voice to just above a whisper, "Are you telling me you want me to kill you?"

"Yes, please. Just put me out of my misery."

Now, if you know me - which, I realise you don't, but let me tell you. Anyone who knows me knows I can't kill things! I hate chopping up chicken that's already dead! It just seems so cruel! I just buy it cut up already, I mean I'm not gonna let chopping get in the way of my delicious fried chicken... I'm awfully scared of spiders too, but I never kill them, I just sort of awkwardly shoo at them until they leave through any of the open doors. I told Walter this.

"Honestly, I'm telling you, I'm the last person you could ask to kill an insect!"

"Please, son. Don't think of it as killing me. Think of it as... as... giving me a gift! A gift of... of peace! Yes, you'll be giving me peace! Isn't that the best thing you could hope to do as an animal lover? Give me peace?"

"Well... I guess when you put it like that, Walter. I guess you could call me some sort of a hero, huh? Facing my fears and sacrificing my values for your benefit. I guess I could do it."

"Excellent! Oh thank you so much!" He said to me.

Well, to cut a long story short, we did it. I stood up and moved to the paved part of my backyard, he flew down to the ground, and waited for me.

But oh, it's not like I'm that horrible. I made sure to bend down and ask him, "Any last words before we do this?"

All Walter said was: "Thank you."

I lifted my foot in the air... and killed him.

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But! He wasn't dead! Well, I mean, he actually was dead, I definitely squashed him under my foot - I should have actually put on some sandals or something 'cause I had to wash poor Walter's squished body off my foot and that made me feel horrible.

But anyway, he actually came back the next day! As a different ladybug! I don't know what it is with this guy, but he keeps coming back as a ladybug! I've been killing him day after day after day! Well, actually it's more like week after week, because he only visits me on the weekends when I'm laying on the grass.

I kill this guy week after week after week! And he never dies! Never!

Anyway, what's the time now anyway? Ugh, he's so late today! Usually he would be here by now! That's why I'm stuck sitting here telling you this story, Mister Butterfly!

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I look down at the butterfly that landed on my toe while I was waiting for Walter to emerge. It didn't know what I was saying. It just kept fluttering around and landing on different toes. I missed Walter.

Suddenly, the thought popped into my head: maybe this was it. Maybe it worked this time. Maybe Walter was actually de-

"Hello again, dear boy." I hear a high pitched, tiny voice near my right ear. Walter now flies up to my ear to talk - since I know it's him, I won't swat at him.

"Oh! Walter! I was just thinking you maybe... weren't going to be here today..."

"Oh, no, I just had a run in with a spider... had to dodge it."

"Walter, I've told you before, why don't you just let yourself die naturally? Maybe that'll do it for you."

"I don't know," Walter said, "What if it doesn't work and I come back as something worse? Like a snail? It'd take me years to get to you if I were a snail!"

"Great point, Walter. Snails suck. What are they good for anyway? Nothing except leaving weird sex slime all over the ground. Oh, hey, I visited your grave the other day! It's got flowers and everything!"

"Really?" Walter said. "Fresh flowers? Well, what day is it, son?"

"It's the 5th of April, sir."

"5th of April! Wow, it's my birthday! I would be 94 right now! My darling wife or my dear daughters must have left those flowers for me. Wow, I'm a lucky guy."

"Hey, I have an idea!" I jumped up, Walter staying on my ear. "Why don't we go there now, and you can see for yourself? Before I kill you at least."

"Wow, that would be an excellent idea, son. Let's go! Oooh, by the way, how did that date go?"

"It went well! I actually really like her. I asked her out on a second date, and we're going for dinner on Tuesday. Thanks for asking, I haven't actually spoken to too many people about her."

As we get into my car, Walter flies away from my ear, and plops himself onto my dashboard.

"Oh, it's the highlight of my lives now, son, to catch up with you."


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Word Count: 1665 words

Comment: I found this prompt via the instagram account @writing.prompt.s. When I first read it, it seemed like a ridiculous prompt, and so I made it a ridiculous story with some ridiculous characters. It was a silly little writing experiment, and I had fun with it.

Friday, 3 April 2020

23/03/2020: Christmas Closure

Prompt: Write a story told entirely through text messages or emails.

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From: Stacey Kline [reception@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]
Sent: Monday, 16 December 2019, 10:07am
To: All Employees mailing list [list.employees@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]
Subject: Housekeeping before Christmas Closure

Hi All,
Prior to our office Christmas closure this Friday 20th, please ensure you attend to any housekeeping as necessary, listed below:
  • Automatic replies: please ensure you have turned automatic replies on informing clients we will be opening our office again on Monday 6th January in the new year. If you have a company-issued phone, please make sure you change your voicemail as well.
  • Confidential information: please make sure that all confidential documents are locked away in the filing cabinets. You are meant to be doing this every day anyway, but please make sure it is done over the break.
  • Computers: Please remember to log off and shut down your computers over the break
  • Food in fridge: Please remove any food you have left in the fridge. Anything that isn't removed by Friday 4pm will be thrown in the bin, unless its expiry is after the 6th of January. Also please take home your tupperware, there is a stack of empty tupperware on the counter!!!
  • Desks and floor space: Please clean/tidy these as much as possible as we will be having the cleaners come in Friday 5pm to do a deep clean of the carpets/windows/desks, etc.
If you have approved leave prior to this Friday, please make sure these are attended to on your last day in the office.

Kind regards,

Stacey Kline
Receptionist
Steven and Sons

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From: Darren Sturgis [darren.sturgis@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]
Sent: Monday December 16, 2019, 10:42am
To: Liam McKinsey [liam.mckinsey@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]; Liam McKinsey [liam_mckinsey117@hotmail.com]
Subject: FW: Housekeeping before Christmas Closure

Hi Liam,
Just checking in and seeing how you've been doing?
I tried calling you a few times but couldn't get through. I understand if you don't feel like talking, that's okay. Just let me know if there's anything I need to do around the office for you? If there's any food or anything in the fridge I can pass it to you, or if you have anything at your desk I'm happy to grab it for you.
Take care of yourself buddy.

Cheers, Darren.

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From: Darren Sturgis [darren.sturgis@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]
Sent: Monday December 16, 2019, 10:45am
To: Stacey Kline [reception@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]
Subject: FW: FW: Housekeeping before Christmas Closure
! This message was sent with High Importance.
! This message has been marked as Confidential.

Hi Stacey,
Just letting you know I have emailed Liam (both his work and personal emails). If he calls back or if he comes into the office can you let me know. Even if I am in a meeting let me know.

Cheers, Darren.

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From: Darren Sturgis [darren.sturgis@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]
Sent: Tuesday December 17, 2019, 4:11pm
To: Markus Mallory [markus.mallory@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]; Judith Sweenie [judith.sweenie@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]; Bosco Trellick [bosco.trellick@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]
CC: Stacey Kline [reception@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]
Subject: Liam
! This message was sent with High Importance.
! This message has been marked as Confidential.

Hi team, 
Just wondering if any of you have heard from Liam lately?
I tried calling him and emailing him (both work and personal emails) but no response.

Cheers, Darren.

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From: Judith Sweenie [judith.sweenie@stevenandsonscompany.com.au] 
Sent: Tuesday December 17, 2019, 4:13pm
To: Darren Sturgis [darren.sturgis@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]
CC: Markus Mallory [markus.mallory@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]; Bosco Trellick [bosco.trellick@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]; Stacey Kline [reception@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]
Subject: RE: Liam

Hi Darren,
His last email to me was at the end of November when he told me the date of the funeral and that he would be taking some time off.

Kind regards,

Judith Sweenie
Human Resources
Steven and Sons

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From: Markus Mallory [markus.mallory@stevenandsonscompany.com.au] 
Sent: Tuesday December 17, 2019, 4:24pm
To: Darren Sturgis [darren.sturgis@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]
CC:  Judith Sweenie [judith.sweenie@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]; Bosco Trellick [bosco.trellick@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]; Stacey Kline [reception@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]
Subject: RE: RE: Liam

I went to the funeral but he hasn't replied to my messages since.

Kind regards, 

Markus Mallory
Site Manager
Steven and Sons

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From: Bosco Trellick [bosco.trellick@stevenandsonscompany.com.au] 
Sent: Tuesday December 17, 2019, 4:30pm
To: Darren Sturgis [darren.sturgis@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]
CC:  Markus Mallory [markus.mallory@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]; Judith Sweenie [judith.sweenie@stevenandsonscompany.com.au] ; Stacey Kline [reception@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Liam

Nah mate, haven't heard from him sorry.

Kind regards,
Bosco Trellick
Steven and Sons

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From: Liam McKinsey [liam_mckinsey117@hotmail.com] 
Sent: Wednesday December 18, 2019, 3:26pm
To: Darren Sturgis [darren.sturgis@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]
Subject: RE: FW: Housekeeping before Christmas Closure

Hi Darren,
Sorry I haven't been checking my work emails and can't have it in me to answer the phone at the moment.
There's some things I need to put away - can I come in to the office at night after everyone's left? Around 6pm?
Thanks.

Liam.

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From: Darren Sturgis [darren.sturgis@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]
Sent: Wednesday December 16, 2019, 4:02pm
To: Liam McKinsey [liam_mckinsey117@hotmail.com]
Subject: RE: RE: FW: Housekeeping before Christmas Closure

Hi Liam,
It's great to hear from you buddy.
Of course, you're more than welcome to come in after hours, I completely understand.

Cheers, Darren.

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From: Liam McKinsey [liam_mckinsey117@hotmail.com] 
Sent: Saturday December 21, 2019, 2:51am
To: Darren Sturgis [darren.sturgis@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]
Subject: Christmas

Hi Darren,
I just wanted to apologise for what I said to you on Wednesday.
Firstly, I really appreciate that you stayed back after hours to chat with me. I know you didn't actually have any overtime work to do, and you were just staying back for me. I wasn't expecting it and I was a bit taken aback, I really wasn't expecting to talk to anyone that night. So I apologise for getting a bit short with you when you asked me to join your family for Christmas.
Truth is, I think I would need a distraction so I would love to join your family for Christmas, if the offer is still open.
Thanks again.

Liam.

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From: Darren Sturgis [darren.sturgis@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]
Sent: Saturday December 21, 2019, 2:51am
To: Liam McKinsey [liam_mckinsey117@hotmail.com]
Subject: Automatic reply

Thank you for your email. Steven and Sons are currently closed over the Christmas break and we will return on Monday the 6th of January, 2020 to respond to your email.
In the meantime, Happy Holidays and have a Happy New Year!

Darren Sturgis
Managing Director
Steven and Sons

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From: Darren Sturgis [darren.sturgis@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]
Sent: Saturday December 21, 2019, 9:02am
To: Liam McKinsey [liam_mckinsey117@hotmail.com]
Subject: RE: Christmas

Hi Liam,
I am so happy to hear that you will be joining the Surgises for Christmas this year!
I completely understand how you were feeling - I apologise for ambushing you that day. Please know that I see you (and everyone else on our team) as family, and I care for you all deeply. As I said on Wednesday, the others care about you as well, and we all just want to help wherever we can.
Looking forward to seeing you on Christmas then! No need to bring anything - Lucy makes the meanest Christmas ham and smashed pav!

Cheers, Darren.

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From: Darren Sturgis [darren.sturgis@stevenandsonscompany.com.au]
Sent: Thursday December 26, 2019, 11:34am
To: Liam McKinsey [liam_mckinsey117@hotmail.com]
Subject: Christmas photos

Hi Liam,
Hope you had a blast yesterday, we all sure did!
I've attached some photos that Lucy took from yesterday, hope you enjoy them!
Keep in touch mate, let me know if you want to do something for New Year's. Remember - you're part of the Sturgis family now!

Cheers, Darren.

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Word count: 1185 (but it would actually be much less because of the email format)

Comment: This was one of my submissions to the weekly Reedsy Prompts contest. I didn't win, but I was shortlisted for it! Which is insane because I didn't even think it was that good! I think when I first started this I wanted to go really in depth in terms of what people would say in their emails - you know, real heartfelt, emotional stuff. But then I realised that nobody realistically talks like that, especially over email. So I left a lot of things unsaid, because most of the story happens outside of the email chain. In the end, I wasn't super happy with this, I just did it because it was an interesting concept and format, but apparently it was good enough to be shortlisted!

Also, if you would like to see my Reedsy profile and all my submissions, click here